The T.K.E official blog.

Long time no see.

2010-04-14T14:06:00.000-07:00

Hey guys! how ya duin.. haha. gila iatah lama sudah inda bepigang ni blog ani. banyak habuknya yo..behabuk! ada mould lagi tu hahaha.

so guys apa ada dibrunei? mcm sunyi jua kamu ani inda bunyi2(padahal aku yang nada online hahaha) wooo....!

main bula kamu? sini main bula saja ku yo..boleh dikatakan fitlah..tpi inda jua berapa fit..beparut jua masih hahaha. POKOKNYA MENGANTAK URANG PUTIH BARI PUAS HATI MUAHAHAHA. haha seriously yo..kaki dorang lagi mcm robot haha wokayyyy.

i hope you guys doing fine. i'll be back in the summer this coming june bebeh! see you soon!

Happy new year 2010! haha 4 bulan sudah.

bah bah! peace oute!

-T.K.E Bobo.

2009-07-03T10:36:00.000-07:00

WTFSICKMUTHEREFFIN@)&^!$%^!#)&*%^#&_!#

watch this

2009-06-29T07:50:00.000-07:00

This is stupid HAHAHAAHA. Enjoy!

Post-match interview from da man.

2009-05-27T07:01:00.001-07:00

saw this at sportcenter. hahahhahaha bodoe!

few hours away from champions league.

-T.K.E BOBO.

2009-05-24T11:26:00.001-07:00

Quote of the day:

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

NIGAHIGA!!

2009-05-24T09:38:00.000-07:00

here's some hilarious videos of the man that cracks me up. NIGAHIGA!! HAHAHA

enjoy!

T.K.E Bobo.

Randomness + Pacahness + Annoyingness.

2009-05-22T09:07:00.000-07:00

Some random videos i found when trying to watch resident evil 5 gameplay:

Enjoy!

T.K.E Bobo.

Cont...

2009-05-20T10:34:00.000-07:00

Flashback part II. Dropouts. ndeyy haha.

I'm really bad at remembering things but i'll give it a go.

T.K.E fes: Hip-hop motherfather. I met fendy during which i could say would be the "turning point" of my years of life which came abruptly. a.k.a painful dieting times. haha. sma lah pokoknya dgn kmu smua. tpi everything started during our migration to muara from rimba. atu out of topic tia. pokoknya aku jumpa si fendy msa form 5. ia slalu duduk sebalahku di class sma si wei heng. si wei heng ani gay. ia slalu kacau aku. iatah mun time2 cematu atu ikut tia si fendy ngacau jua hahaha. palui kmu atu dulu ih. i shouldve stayed buff baru kamu takut kali. haha. oh yeah and the moment ive always remembered would be msa kmi sigup dlm krita si fendy skali datang ck. haiseh dari langit dan tarus landing dpn krita si fendy. haha bollocks!

T.K.E milo: another hip-hop motherfather. but from what i remembered, he sometimes hear songs such as lost prophets and etc. rock lah. ia pandai main guitar jua kan. eh awah si fendy pun pandai main guitar haha apakan. known him the same year as fendy. same goes for arif koh and shan. si milo ani inda nampak2 lagi ntah kemana ia pigi. sibuk kali ia blajar. that aside, the moment ive always remembered would be when i do him a favour and took him to his girlfriends crib for a birthday party. aku sma si maze tu ikut. sma kami takut bapa girlfriendnya atu. haha.

and so leaves us to these two newcomers

T.K.E Maze: tigablast. boyfriend si lei. hip-hop motherfather jua ni. actually we've known these guys from fendy. psalnya fendy bwa main bula sma TKE and since then jadi regular customer tia. he is addicted to skates. sampai ada di tampalnya gold-plated no.13 arah skatesnya. haha kaya ko neh. msa ani ia mendatangi kelas malam nya si lei. untuk mengambil priksa private. goodluck man. you kan two eeeett(you can do it)! oh yeah! AHHAHA. the moments ive always remembered is when his dad ceramahi ia and then kmi pun tekana jua. haha pacah good times good times.

and last but not least,

T.K.E Abul Fcuking Auni: ouchballohknee. a.k.a aduh bola oh lutut. angkal and cousin to maze from what ive heard. technically and currently my best bud. because ive currently been hanging out with him the most here. hahaha. i remembered the first time we met him. diam2 potato a.k.a diam2 ubi. skali udah atu kami masak wah ubi atu sodah siap jadi fried chip mcdonalds. haha skadar. skill dribblingnya bolehlah mengalahkan aku. BOLEHLAAAAH. HAHA. gila nutmeg ni anak ani. siapa aga mati ABIS ole. hanya urang2nya ganya yng dpt merampas bola darinya. tpi ada lagi counter attack nya. mun kmu berjaya merampas bola dia berjaya memicik "bola". haha na mean. the moment ive always remembered would be when we were at my adik's crib along with si abul punya gf. dorang minta tolong buat banner untuk hulubalang. atleast ive helped abit tpi si abul langsung inda. HAHA. tpi last2 he gave in skali when we were trying to spraycolour the letter of "hulubalang". he did an unexpectedly a good job considering me, adik and his gf spraycoulourings were a bit spread out of the 100%cotton banner. na mean. mcm tkluar wah colournya. antam tia. haha.

I may have edited some of it due to safety and precautions reasons. To those I've not mentioned. I'm sorry. (TKE amyxyvwon & TKE muizz)

"Hate the sin Love the sinner"
Adios amigos.

T.K.E Bobo.

Tribute to TKE Family

2009-05-19T03:20:00.000-07:00

Flashback. The moment I've always remembered on single each one of you. Get ready some tissue paper, this is deeper than you thought, deeper than the graduation video or even deeper than the titanic movie, well for me lion king la mati wa si mufasa.

Warning: Strictly for 18 above only. I don't know what am I doing so whatever you see here, stays here. Don't be such gossip girls because you know what goes around comes around.

Firstly I wanna start with this guy,

TKE Tubbies: My mentor. The one who changed my life from innocence to a bit innocence =p Shared month of birth. We're not supposed to be friend, IRC fault remember man masa form two. haha funny moment. That's not it. The moment I've always remembered, masa di surau me, you and hadz. "Ceiling oh knapa ya makin randah?" Na mean? I may have something for you, tunggu ku balik.

Next will be my best man,

TKE Azeem: My twin brother. The one who is a part of me, you never see me without him. My long relationship friend since form 1. Nothing can pull us apart. LOL. This man was a legend. MS Most Wanted, couldn't tell you more. U beat me off man. I invented u bro haha. But that's not it. The moment I've always remembered, masa di balcony my place. We were awake for 33 hours straight. Sigup, tea, poker, watching the sunset, the sunrise. Pacah man. I may have something for you too, tunggu ku balik.

This guy can compete for the best man too,

TKE BoBo: My older brother. The one who can't say no to me. Mr obedient. Thats what I like about him. He is considered the last one into inclusion of the family. I met him masa form 5 and just wondering if kau ingat bro, i kept asking the same question whenever aku jumpa kau. " brapa o's kau dapat? Apa subjects kau ambil?" But that's not it. The moment I've always remembered, masa di Brunei Hall bos. Fuck it la bos ah. Let it out. He was up to two or three cones and and half of JD's bottle.Fuck that I can't even survived that. He ended up lying his body on me. And and I knew you text my gf "alum lagi tu, aku takut babu ku.." Well guess what bos, I will come back for you.

The China Man,

TKE Wee: My leader. The one who I can't partly say no to. The opposite of bos. I don't know how to describe this man. One word for sure, adaptability. He can mixed and mingle around with chinese and malay at the same time. The man I survived with in Bangor. Lots of memory I've been through with him here. Old trafford, Lufbra student union, BEG but that's not it. The moment I've always remembered, Brynfa House. My parents were here, we were high and drunk at the same time. "Makan lagi uncle, makan lagi. Dayat ok eh nada papa" Na mean wee. This may be your last year, hope you get the degree scholarship.

The next China Man or not,

TKE Shan: My skinny partner. LOL. The one who has the most interesting story. I don't even remember how I gt connected with you man. CS kh? Not sure man. We almost have the same interests. Top man's tees, skinny jeans, xbox, iphone, itouch, same interest in types of music, etc. But that's not it. The moment I've always remembered, Graduation Night. The last man standing ended up on one bed with me. Lets just say this way, he was touching all over my body. Baie. In your defence, there was a girl between us. Yeah forgiven man. LOL.

The youngest in the family,

TKE Azmee: My baby boy hahaha. The one who will just go with the flow. My friend since primary school but we were not close yet till form 5 kh mie? You're the sunshine man. Bangang wa kau ani. Happy nda jua happy, sedih nda jua sedih. Neutral la. I can't never read your mind man. No feeling attached wah. But that's not it. The moment I've always remembered, choir audition. I was not there at that time. But surely, that three little words, kill me off hang me over. "Che cheng cheng".

The abang to the female TKE members,

TKE Shidi: My dad's copycat name. The one with many questionssss. Mr Weirdo. He mixed banana with rice. Holy. He talks too much, ask almost impossible questions to answer. I remembered, London, "knapa kan pokok atu tinggi? dari mana harry potter dpt wand nya ah? pokok atu kali?" gila man how to answer that question. Nda bagi chance. But that's not it. The moment I've always remembered, cruising around, smoked a joint, we're ok till shidi get his turn. "Mui mui mui mui.." grabbing me from behind. Air rupanya kluar japanese nya. Walaupun gf japanese. Till then he gets really annoying with his gay factor. Dudeeeeeee..

The Korean addict,

TKE Zane: My bodyguard haha. The one who can't be manipulate eh nda the one who you never want end up fighting with. Ok la tu zane ah. Brutal but deeply inside hes a very sensitive guy. Korean freak who already collects 100 korean dvds I dont know maybe more. I'm not sure how he's been right now. The last time I met him London Nando's, smokes a lot, told me some secret but couldnt tell you guys right here. But that's not it. The moment I've always remembered, Azmi's place. We were watching this Korean movie "Tae Kug Chi" kh. Guess what? Menangis wa ya si wazien ah. Karas karas nya licak jua dalam nya. And again dudeeeeeeee....

The Fernando Torres,

TKE Koh: My guitarist. The one who is really keeping low profile. I mean god is fair to us, there must be something good about you. But this guy has no confidence in himself. Payah tu yo point-off kalau bini bini tau wa. Bilip bah. Haha. He shared almost all his problems with us. But that's not it. The moment I've always remembered, OTW to Gadong, we were translanting buku Harry Potter to malay. Then he started reading "Potter bebulu.." haha. Pacha.

The bouncer,

TKE Zaim: My Pro Evo rival. The one who can be easily manipulated by me and azeem. Jgn marah ye. Abg jaim baik. Lanja kami sja. I couldnt convince him to go amsterdam with me nda cukup power tunggu kau ada si azeem. I mean this guy abis kana bully oleh both me and azeem. I visited him di Kent twice, we chilled out, did some shit endey yeah we had fun. But that's not it. The moment I've always remembered, Graduation Night. Ada org atu nangis, then we tried to manis manisi, "kau ani mcm bouncer ah" then me and azeem jumped on him, bounce on his body buat mcm bouncer. Sorry man totally inappropriate. Peace.

I have to include this one,

TKE Don Juan: My fanatic fan. The one who will layan you almost anything. He's actually the brother of Bobo. Almost the same personality but a bit karas than his brother. He once said to me that I'm the idol of every his colleagues. I mean everything I spread out dorang ikut kan. Tepakai banar. But thats not it. The moment I've always remembered, Nottingham. We were sleeping over at friend's place at that night before the BEG. We stayed up all night having conversation. Then I said, "sudah tah kau buat kapal terbang yg dapat besigup?" and guess what? Yeah man emirates ada sudah. Bollocks.

I may have edited some of it due to safety and precautions reasons. To those I've not mentioned. I'm sorry. (TKE Maze, TKE Abul, TKE Milo, TKE Fen)

"Hate the sin Love the sinner"
Adios amigos.
TKE Dayat Rosales

The story of my life

2009-05-18T08:33:00.000-07:00

"Well there you go" just like abg bobo quote. Here I am, after all gone for almost 9 months. So how've you all been? Apa ada? Diam wa kamu ah, marah ku ni. Endey. So you guys wont tell me anything, bh lemme tell u my everything. Apakan.

I just finished my course last week and now I'm up to nothing, not nothing actually. As you guys have known I'm going to Amsterdam next week "represent" wa ni gila. Holla mi amor. So if u guys want anything ring me up la 911 there's the place I'm going after I crash Amsterdam na laa just kidding. Mom's coming over end of this month better get cracking up la before atu. Nada la nda lagi lurus kawan kamu ani. AH yea before I forgot, aku balik this 15th June so sampai on the 16th. Cant wait to meet you guys. Flashback remember masa aku balik from aussie, I picked up every single one of you then end up di mana nah. And and Shan 'lion king' first word u've said to me. baie. not gonna happened again man. 8 days batah wa. Nothing to do here man. Memboset hantap. Aussie FTW! Bh kan mandi ku, baru lapas jogging wa ni need to be fit, sport science course not easy man. Sakit jantung ku haha. Bah peace-tol.

TKE Dayat

2009-05-16T10:04:00.000-07:00

well there you go! i figured if i signed out at my blog then i could signed in this blog from there! i couldve think of that sooner! hahaha.

hello guys! how are y'all? apa ada cerita? hahaha..i apologize for the lack of update..it seems that this blog has turned into a smelly corpse which was left lying in the middle of the road for centuries. hahaha. but then again all of you are entitled to update you know! because i'm not just the only T.K.E-ian here right? hahahah. mun ada story2 or video2 pacah dari youtube kah yng kmu mau share post sja arah sini jgn malu jgn segan hahaha apakan. for further info if u wna know password and ID. contact arifkoh, donjuwan, sazza, zane, ho wee, shan, or me(bobobos) hehe =)

ONLY TO T.K.E-IANS!!! (marked it red because it's THAT important)

so i hope you guys are doing well with all of your personal activities. for those who are exam-ing or kan exam i wish you all good luck aight!

laters..

-T.K.E Bobo.

in the ayer.

2009-01-24T04:38:00.000-08:00

oh yeah before that. bies bies! lagu ani wah!

P.U.S.P.A. - ST12

aweh aweh aweh! hahaha..

oh god daym! dis is my jaym! HAHAHA cna mad? cna mad? in the AYER AYER!! HAHAHAHAHA

-T.K.E b.

ps;tais liur ku plang air puspa nah ndeyy haha

the one with the hidayatullah.

2009-01-07T09:07:00.000-08:00

so this is where hidayat and i and co. is very da sasating around spring street. we should call it "LOST IN SPRING STREET" *doing the thing where we point out on the title by waving our hands* haha apakan. so kami kan mencari tempat restoran famous nya hidayat. the BONDA cafe. it is said to be famous around bruneian or asian peeps. batah2 kami tawaf rupanya its just a stair down to a building next to the street yang ampir dgn brunei hall hahah. so here is the video bay bay:

this is the time when we played footie at hyde park. gileeehhhhh sajuk wa dude! atu sajuk bui! nyesshhhhhhh! cht'eeheeee! haha apakan:

highlight of this post:

that day me and dayat went to niketown where they sell all nike products..hahah obviously. indakan ada jua adidas betapuk2 minta kna jual kan WOOT lol.

an army of nike kits..lol how ironic.

so theres this section where the football idols autographed boots was displayed to the public. ronaldinho, cesc fabregas, rooney and ronaldo was them displayed boots. and this one particular thing comes to my attention. eyeing on cesc's boots..there's one very special thing about it. by looking it closer i saw.......

DIRT!! wow its really really really worn by them once i thought to myself. gla rugged wah seeing that with my very raw eyes. haha pacah wa..i even took this pic tapuk psalnya si dayat ckp inda buleh gambar barang2nya. tapi banyak jua i saw people taking pics of themselves jua disini hahahaha. yat! chill baboi~ hahah.

bah chill baboi~ main bula! woohoo!

kickin' some balls and out!

-T.K.E bobo

p.s aku inda tau napa ada double image arah both the videos.usaikan rip koh! like i so what eh hahah. chill baboi~ marah ya hahahah

weekend in London

2008-12-17T16:29:00.000-08:00

Had the awesome-est weekend lasweek! It was kind of a TKE get together. kinda sorta. minus arif and zaim (these two inda turun london ah. boo!) and minus u guys in Brunei. Had dinner at Nandos with wazien, howee, amad, dydy, dayat and a few other ppl. Was great to see everyone after such a long time.

We all went to the BSU Winter Games on satrday. It was disappointing that the tke team couldnt participate. So we watched howee n amad main for the Sheffield team. the boyfriend didnt get to play because it was a last minute plan - him ikut k london. So that whole day ya becerita tia pasal ya tesliur kn main bola. Baiktah kamu bawa ya main bola sudah ny balik. Inda ku pndai bcerita utk kamu ani lagi. I cud tell u abt our shopping trip but I dont think u'd b interested ;b so i'll leave u guys with some pictures. I only have a few cos d rest dlm camera c amad.

concentrate banar ah ya cos he had a rather hard time getting d sauce on his plate

went to queens court for far's surprise bday

handal boyfrn ku atu, pkai shorts!!

please be jealous kami sama2 fr d weekend ;D

It was a great weekend altogether. but i'm sure it would hv been better if u were all there with us.

xx saza

hello holla holly valance! huhu

2008-11-13T08:23:00.000-08:00

ola ebribadi! sorry kerana blog ini sedang mati..ia dong sedang mati dia. tpi sekarang sudah mula hidup karena saya kangen dgn kamu semua! oh iya kangen! haha lanji jua eh..

apa abar? surat kabar? indey skill lama hahaha.

dayat; ini lah cerita pasal family mu. dayat ada seorang adik lelaki bernama ajam aka hazman, adik perempuan bernama haziyah dan bapamama yng bernama R&N haha atleast hurup dapan wa chill baboi haha. and kucing dlm tin nada yo buit ada haha.

i got some links for you guys to watch HAHA PACAH AH!

its a cut from scenes in supernatural season 4:

bh did my time, took my chances.

adios buenos nachos libros warner bros.
-T.K.E chaowamalachingchong.

EFO-Esehmen Football Outing haha apakan..

2008-10-15T06:50:00.000-07:00

its the first football outing since zaman datuk nenek moyang kitani haha labih.

iatahbah atupun ada orang kan lawan..sayur lagi aku main, kmu okay eh..alai bobo waa ndeyy haha.

we played like we didnt use to tdi and it involves something called "LMP" aka Lack Match Practice.
Dont worry boys..after this we train as if we're in hell itself..haha labih-labih~

but that match was for fun anyways so yeah..screw you people-who-judge! haha apakan.

below:pics before and during the match..and we dont have aftermatch pics because its past maghrib plus no night-visions.

s-two-bee-e-s.

the place.

it's futbolia time..haha apakan

urg main bula ia smbhyng tia pulang..sluar pindik lgi tu haha lwa bul lwa bul

"eh salah kiblat sana jua", kata abul auni. haha bdusa kau ani bul eh..haha apakan

marung jua bies? walaupun kalah lol

tubbies singing some love guru song..i think and posing that new england away shirt..haha loteh loteh!

urang esehmen abul auni

from left to right: ajmiuddin, salihuddin & hakimuddin..haha lurus kah si akim atu mie? lol

moy..ani tah gnya ku berulih ni hahah apakan

ajmi triple shot: wow kemna ilangnya kakimu lgi stampik mie? haha apakan

yea pretty much that all i got.

okay peace out cheng cheng cheng~

T.K.E 21.

-oyea dis is for don juwan:

canaa cheng..haha

for further insights on this glass click 21.

The many faces of Hidayatullah Rosales.

2008-10-13T07:20:00.000-07:00

now heres a thing.

this blog would have been dead for another 'season' if not for an ambition to post about this guy or otherwise HIS ambition of telling me into doing it..haha.

born on a fateful october, the 12th day, this man chosen by god to walk on the face of the earth to ascend from her mother's own milk through puberty and most of all through his coming of age which act as an epoch of his life.
SO.. Ive known this guy since POREBER and EBER. i think, amongst all tkes..he is one of my first friends ive known at school. fyi tubbies is actually an exception since ive known him since kindergarden and have not been separable since. annnnnnnddd ive got no sense into telling that really right?*imagine myself with my head surrounded by big and colourful question marks* lol
so currently this guy, hidayat is in bangor which is somewhere in western-ish part of wales(?) i think because of holding the thought that it is near old trafford as mentioned.

andd yeah being off topic and skipping stories of infantry to current life clearly elaborates my clueless thoughts right now so i think i might end it here but hey better 'yay' than 'nay' right? lol watever

well anyway,as in this picture which paints a thousands words:

aaaah..a face which resembles his own overall character.

yesteryears:brother-to-brother chat before he left for aussie..awww lol.

bah hidayatullah..jangan marah ahh, dua pusennnn~ haha apakan.

see you guys during winter..haha majal.

ayt peace out!*body language*

-T.K.E uknowulovemexoxogossipgirllol.

selamat hari rayaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

2008-09-29T12:45:00.000-07:00

yaye sini raya.yaye raya sini.raya sini yaye.
selamat hari raya! kami awal raya sini. yaye kuih raya.
raya kuih. siapa ada lagu raya yang bunyi gitarnya lawa atu? antar arah kuu.

brunei bila raya? sini bulan beranak sudah!

Selamat hari raya, maaf zahir dan batin, to all the T.KE Family.=o)

from T.K.E members yang testuck di Uk, Wales dan sewaktu dengannya.HAHA.

bah antar ah duit raya banyak2 arah kami. kami mau kelupis!

sampai sini jadi karas macam batu tia-.-"

SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN.

-tkeakilangspinditnyamasamenjamurtengahari.

I Love This Game.

2008-09-23T07:58:00.000-07:00

Copyrights @ espnstar.com ^_^

A motivational sheet handed out to Arsenal players ahead of their game with Bolton has been leaked to the media.

While managers like Jose Mourinho and Sam Allardyce famously overload their players with details of opposition players and ProZone stats, this document is a simple A4 sheet of just 224 words.

The document was apparently drafted by a sports psychologist and was designed to motivate a team that had already played two difficult away games in the space of a few days.

Emphasis is firmly placed on the 'team' and advices the players to 'stay grounded and humble as a player and a person'.

The full advice is as follows...

CONFIDENTIAL

Team meeting 19th September 2008-09-22:

The team:

* A team is as strong as the relationships within it. The driving force of a team is its member's ability to create and maintain excellent relationships within the team that can add an extra dimension and robustness to the team dynamic.

* This attitude can be used by our team to focus on the gratitude and the vitally important benefits that the team brings to our own lives. It can be used to strengthen and deepen the relationships with it and maximise the opportunities that await a strong and united team.

Our team becomes stronger by:

* Displaying a positive attitude on and off the pitch

* Everyone making the right decisions for the team

* Have an unshakeable belief that we can achieve our target

* Believe in the strength of the team

* Always want more - always give more

* Focus on our communication

* Be demanding with yourself

* Be fresh and well prepared to win

* Focus on being mentally stronger and always keep going until the end

* When we play away from home, believe in our identity and play the football we love to play at home

* Stick together

* Stay grounded and humble as a player and a person

* Show the desire to win in all that you do

* Enjoy and contribute to all that is special about being in a team - don't take it for granted

-T.K.E boboho.

Selamat Berpuasa.

2008-09-01T10:18:00.000-07:00

Selamat berpuasa kepada seluruh rakyat bergama islam dan viewers. From the whole T.K.E families.

& get ready to see hundred bunch of asses.

haha ketara bah inda sembahyang ahh.

okay chou lan chou aka basketball haha apakan.
peace upon you my brovahs!

-T.K.E busbus

p.s; aiman noty bau tayi! LOL

Old School. Good 'Ol Days.

2008-08-31T10:28:00.000-07:00

LOL classic lgi usulnya hhahahaha XD
Ohh i miss lubang hidungmu arif~ *chht'aeeeheee!' lol apakan.

peace upon you.

-T.K.E Busbus.

Happy 21st Birthday Amad!

2008-08-26T18:30:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday to amad rashidi! from all the T.K.E famlies all around the world and Brunei.

Semoga panjang jubur dan murah harga burger king supaya kau dpt tapaukan aku dan antar ke brunei pakai kapal cargo(haha bukan inda bangas tu jadinya lol)

27,28,29 aka them loves bdays for three consecutive days! bukan inda kluar duit hahah apakan. BAH!!

peace upon you.

-T.K.E busbus.

Marié Digby

2008-08-14T11:14:00.000-07:00

Thanks to constant nagging by tubbies i finally downloaded the song by marié digby-say it agian. Now i dig this chick XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Marie Digby(pronounced Mar-ee-ay)

Half japanese, Half Irish-American *thumbs up*

Plays guitars and pianos. and eat guitar picks?? nehhh..hahah

I so dig chicks with guitars now ^_^*peace*

Well not chicks with guitar and with an emo-look. Just a cross between a country girl and chicks wearing branded goods. ?? Yeah, i raised an eyebrow there..hahah. Anyway, chicks who looks just like this chick would be GROOLS~ ;)

For video info on how hot this chick is with a guitar, here you go:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F9q_k5TWqo

Say It Again - Marié Digby

T.K.E abgbobo notybautayi

p.s; Happy birthday to papai, ajim and moonez!

Selamat hari lebaran..eh salah, selamat pengantin baru~ hehehe

2008-08-10T09:38:00.000-07:00

Selamat pengantin baru to jaim's sis whom i dunno which one pokoknya kaka jaim lah..hohohoh. Anyway semoga ke anak cucu dan mudahan tah anak kita inda bulat macam jaim hahah apakan.

Me and ajmi went late there because ajmi was playing football until afternoon and of course ajmi was my wake up call..hehehe *winkswinks* Soooo bangun pagi, tapi sebenarnya tengah hari, saya pun gosok gigi, dan terus mandi, and so on haha nyaleh *peace*^_^

Destination: asma hotel.

Off we went 80 km/h (jz in case ada polis cek blog ani hahah apakan).

Huge place. Semua org balik sudah and kami baru makan..hahah.

Introducing! Kung fu panda in baju melayu..hohohoh

bae..temeng si aj a.. inda mau liat camera for the previous three shots..si dyt gave in jua last2..hahah

bunch of blokes full of enthusiasm..hahah

HAHA bies! loteh loteh! hahahaha

A pic at last! bnrnya from the previous pic tubbies was showing impatience..hoho

Last but not least pic! big bro hahah apakan.

Bah im out boyz. Middle finger and the pointy says im giving you a "PEACE".

-T.K.E duapuluhsatuiaituakusibos.

21st Birthday to ME! Uhuh

2008-08-05T11:45:00.000-07:00

My 21st birthday was supposed to be at midnight i.e 0000 4th August 2008. Tapinya durang surprise kan awal waa... 2355 3rd August 2008. Awal pulang ku tua. Hahaha.

Nwy, I really wasn't expecting any surprises. Aku atu bangun masih sal nungu post arah blog gf ku saza which was set to post itself at midnight. Lau ku nungu di bilik, ada ku tidur. Grenti!! Penidur nie aku ani. I almost blew the surprise off btw. Coz I wasn't supposed to be there. Duhh~ Haha. Tapi hey, it still worked (plan B plg tu durang a)

What was cool about the cake was the candle, sigup wa yo!! Ngam ta lagi ku keabisan sigup, siruk tarus eh. Mari! Haha. Diiringi nyanyian merdu dan musik band hebat (adehh), siok wa besigup a. Haha. Atu ya, sorang2 kan menyuapkan cake atu arah ku. Icecream ta lagi, sajuk wa mulut ku sampai na tecakap.

On that special day, what I wanted was for her to be there. And my family as well. Hehe. It is understandable that she's in Brunei at the moment. So yea, can't wait to see u in September when you get back.. ;) Nwy, thanks for the surprise everyone. And thanks for all the greet from you all out there. Mucho Gracias! Adios!

DonJuwan to blog?(lyf @ Perth Scotland)

2008-08-03T12:28:00.000-07:00

i miss them

Assalamualaikum t.k.e.s smua,how r u guys btw,aku sini sehat2 sja,boreng wa sini a,tpi apa buleh buat,this is my first post btw, boreng ku nada kn d buat,esuk aku priksa module 2 physics,wish me luck a,bhbh,

Perth college,

zephyr.

2008-08-01T07:01:00.000-07:00

this is an update. dua pilot telah berseronok menerbang di langit biru.haha.

Taxiing out, ready for take-off.woah mereka sangat kacaklah hahahaha

i know, we're that professional.Thanks.(<--style orang putih bangga kana puji) Wazien being a senior, took off the runway strip so easily, manoeuvring the aircraft on its cruise speed with only using his right thumb on the joystick. Upon finishing his navigation session, he took the steep turn and head back to cranfield airport. As he approached the runway to land, the crosswind was in his way. he then went

"i'll land with ease."

screeechhh, the sound of tyres heard as it came into contact with the ground.

"that was good landing!"

"thanks."

aviateur.

-T.K.E aksukamakanpija.

Footies and Chillets.

2008-07-16T08:50:00.000-07:00

Today is a yet another historic day for the UNBEATEN T.K.E football team. We have won yet another football match and this time around we are proven victorous against our mighty seniors, ex-MS seniors most of them and yeah we are ex-MSians too haha apakan. Anyway, we won 3-nil thanks to a goal from our very own Dayat"thegoalpoacher"Rosales and a duece goal contribution by JayJay aka Bahrom.

Everyone did their job very well and the most important thing is that we all had fun enjoying the football match. Despite that,i,aka Bostanul"thegoldenboy"'Arifin did not enjoy the football match,though i had fun cheering for them hahah. Anywayyyyy Yes i did played for only less than 1 MINUTE! haha. I have met my downfall when someone from the opposition tackled ferociously from behind that i twisted my knee and I THINK my knee met my head for a split second but before realising it, i was in totally excrutiating pain. But that is not important. The important thing is that we have won and though currently im hopping like a one-footed kangaroo, im happy for the team that they have done proud for themselves. T.K.E Jia You!!

Anyway these are the pics after football:

moonset over the roof! haha apakan.

highlight of this pic? ho wee harrasing his own nipples HAHAHA

ja-em"lastminuteman" bakarHAHA

In Fact, ja-em did arrive last minute and didnt play HAHA. So a last minute man should do his job by lanja-ing us nasi katok! and off we went to gdg somewhere at justoys. Chill~haha.

Restoran shikai ler ma haha apakan.

yeawhaddahellrandompics. hahah

marung jua boyz?? walaupun melanja haha apakan

Bah im outzz boyzz. Peace like amad is demonstrating. Actually the water cost us 20cents each like what the hell arah lain kosong ringgit jua haha.

peace be upon you.

T.K.E bobotheonefootedhoppingkangaroo.

Super aviator.

2008-07-14T16:30:00.000-07:00

whaddup mamamia juburr! hahaha.wow batah udah inda ku post blog aniwahh.so hows tke-ians doing in brunei? all good? ho wee and amad balik udah ahh, siok eh.aku baru jua belayar.=o( tapi sini ada wazien, badannya makin basar ah, body building ia, iatah ia jua tu actor for the incredible hulk ah *long silence....*

apatah style kamu cakap masa ani? masih lagi style poklen kah? haha.

awu yo buring wah sini ah, bini2 nya lagi tua2, mana kamu mau kan? haha. tapi syiok eh main bula sini hoho.tapi syiok lagi main bula di ms! banyak jua tapi ku ani. inda kamu rindu skill ku? *gunting rambut si bos*

wow siapakah gerangannya jejaka berdiri ini?

HAHA sini syiok ah ngucap orang putihnya, mana jua durang paham tu apa apa.kaling negro apa abislah jadi mangsa.

hmphh.ngalih ku typing haha. see you boyzzzzzzzzz in 13months 56 days 14 hours.

-T.K.E arifkohtangah2malambuatpostisoksekulahpukul8.30.

Very Bored, So................

2008-07-04T11:28:00.000-07:00

We planned to play football as usual. HOPING everyone could play, we waited and waited until every car we guessed coming to us was all ho wee's car haha apakan. Anywaayyyyyy, but unfortunately, the numbers were odd PLUS rain unexpectedly fell and then it UNEXPECTEDLY STOP so yeah the hell we just played long ball from one end to another.

Ntah i dont know why suddenly diorang2 buka baju. Saya pun lantak aja lah..haha. Then amad called and said "bos!cuba kau kemari!". Okay i said and unsurprisingy obeyed. After reaching to the destination of unexpected purpose, amad suddenly opened his mouth and said,"would you care to fuse nipples with me?" and without a doubt one hundred percent i rejected and said, "French United Connection Kingdom-ing HELLNOWAY!!" hahaha. SERIOUSLY IT WAS JUST A LAME JOKE. To those with dirty minds i pity you..HAHA.

So yeah pretty much still trying throw the boredom out of lack of football, ho wee had an idea for the blog. He went to his car, turn on the carlights and shone it on us. Thou Manhunts were born!

Rugged~

As men! We fight against boredom! and pimples! haha apakan

Warning! playing with shadows! infectious!haha

Chona yo! haha

Okay it certainly was getting compressive! haha

Abislah kamu! Lapas ani makin tia melarat..hahaha.

2 WORDS! REALLYBORED THATSWHY! haha antam lah labuuu~

Jaim lanja pizza hut! Woohoo~ and thanks again for the food at mamih guys! siapa yng lanja lahh hahah.

bah aku chillin dulu boyz.

-T.K.E Bostanulcakapakuchillinduluboyz.

Vamos Espana!

2008-06-29T13:58:00.000-07:00

Firstly i wanna apologize for the long draught of posting. Basically not much was going on these previous weeks or MONTHS(haha). Not until the uk and aussie peeps are back lah..hahaha. We had a sort of a 'welcome back' bbq for the peeps whove just gone back from uk and aussie. But i dont have the pics during the bbq now so THAT we will post about it in the coming weeks *winks*

Back to the current topic! ESPANA! ESPANA! VIVA LA ESPANA DE FUTBOL! VAMOS! VAMOS ESPANA! haha antammmmmm. Spain won in the finals of the Euro2008 championship whom i support *wags eyebrows* hahaha. The final score was 1-nil spain scored by si ladies man F.J.T.S aka Fernando Jose Torres Sanz. The goal was just sheer determination as WE should expect from a classy striker like that guy. But what do you expect when it was against a 5-foot fullback and an elderly goalie? simply overpowering the defender with a blistering pace and pick(aka pray for luck) on which direction to put the ball past the goalie and into the net. Though its an easy saying but its really hard to do i tell you..hahah. But dont worry! Practice makes perfect! remember that! hahaha *thumbs up*

Triumph after 90 minutes

"Eh PANDAI KAU MENANDANG WANG?! cuba ko kemari sekajap! nda kau meliat ni aku menahan sakit ani tekana anu ku bah",says the gaffer of spain hahaha apakan.

La Furia Roja aka The First Eleven i think..hoho.

Ladies man haha majal.

Dynamic duo. Backbones of the spaniards.

"i didnt told you to say 'AAAH!' i told you to say 'cheese!'dammit!", says a random photographer..hahaha.
Hahaha well congrats to spain and all the best in defending the title in 4 years time!

it's close to 6am and imma get me some effin snooze..hahaha chill

T.K.E seluarkuselalububussiapatunah?(hahaha)

Rainy Days.

2008-06-09T07:36:00.000-07:00

Somewhere wet at Sg.Tilong.

It's raining again today -_-" and it feels moody so we decided not to play football today in referrence to the fear of being shocked by mother nature's electric a.k.a zeus a.k.a thor a.k.a pikachu a.k.a zapdos a.k.a the cable guy HAHA apakan.

We went to mynest cafe and i saw si "adik", the waitress there whom kami biasa, and lipsticknya makin tabal..err AHAHAHA. Seemingly that our stomach have zero contents aside from yesterdays still-processed-nutrients, we ordered "indomee double dua kutak". A case of malas buat indomee yang sanang dibuat di rumah pun..AHAHA.

Sesudah "bahagia/kenyang/full/leelai/chingchong/entamtahkau!", we went to another place to chill. We went to pizza hut sungai tilong building and with my car we went. Nope it's not the pimpin lucida no mo' folks! It's "THE BUG IN RED". Yes ladies and gentlemen, the Bug is back! For a year plusplus it's been ditched with excessive debris in grandpap's workshop at jeddoong(gdg) waiting for it's parts which were shipped all the way from singapore. Now we acquired the knowledge that cargo ships are slow guys -_-" Hell it took a year plusplus for the parts to be shipped here from singapore. Fortunately there are no icebergs along the way and UNFORTUNATELY malasku kan be-lame lagi HAHAHAHA WOOHOO~

"How ya duin? Got Milk?" AHAHAHA apakan.

Batis si Dayat. Cool flipflops btw HAHA.

Iatah cara kami menalor ni.AHAHA. dayat failure to be posing "serious" HAHA.

SUDAH URANG SENYUM SI DAYAT AHH! HAHHAHAHAHA.

Indaey~ karas nyamoo..HAHA

So smoking in public is restricted nowadays. Well it just started a few days ago to be exact. But dont worry fellow peopleinchargeoffiningsmokerswhosmokeinpublic because the picture below will show you an inconvenient and useless way to legally smoke in public. Trust me we didnt light it up after this incident *angelistically winking* ^_^*peace*

what we do and did *winks*

HAHA bah chill.

Yati, Yuna, Miza and Our first lady is back! si wagon ahh..rupanya last month sudah balik inda gitau2 ahahaha. It's not her fault she's busy at work though..huhu. It's just that.. YOU HAVE TO LANJA US!! WOOHOO~ HAHAHAHA..AND KAU YUNA! AND KAU YATI! well basically people who've just gone back..haha put that aside, we're glad you guys are home <333.

BAH Toodles Doodles!
-T.K.E Bostanul 'Arifin. akusokongperancisforthewin! HAHA.

Li..li..li..li..lick me loike a lollipop.

2008-06-06T10:38:00.000-07:00

Seperti biasa ya tajuk utama pada hari ini juga berbentuk dengan perkataan mengenai dengan tatabahasa "kata kerja" iaitu buang boring. I recorded a video on dayat dancing to the Lollipop song. HAHA, what i just mentioned sounds like a bitchy song but it's not as you should or would know.

FYI Lil wayne-Lollipop.

Lollipop - Lil Wayne

These very few pictures below are an infection by the "menalor-ing syndrome" *peace*^_^

HAHAHAAAAAA. Life is so boring i wish i'd bring Disneyland here. Any Disneyland will do. HAHAH the hell~

Miracle i do desperately need. Well not that desperate..hoho. Im out and running around naked..haha apakan.

-T.K.E nama saya Bostanul 'Arifin akupandaimakansharkfinpasalindaallergic.

a doggy one two

2008-06-02T01:42:00.000-07:00

hello, this is tubbies, my first post in this blog. REPRESENT! YAAY. to the old and new tkes. WHAT UP. immat bos house so the connection is not that gay compared to mine. i just wanted to post what ive been thinking is that i think everyday is a sunday to me. for who that is in brunei.. well basically we are bored here. we try to make best out when there is an outing. outing such as football, chillin, watching a movie, watching football, gaming, shoping and eating plus many more. sorry if it looks like an essay to a question. i just finished my geo paper so yea in my brain rite now is definitions, infiltration, sea-floor spreading, meander and why the hell i didnt study for my paper. cheers :)

-T.K.E The Tubs! *GIGIMU*

My life be like..Oooh Aaaah.

2008-06-01T11:26:00.000-07:00

Yeah man~ my life be like Oooh Aaaah~ ahahaha apakan. Gritz-my life be like. It's a song currently stuck in my head. Introduced by Abul Auni hip hopper,c-walker, wannabe football freestyler and gay-man. HAHA WOOOO~ my life be like Oooh Aaahh~

Disini ada gambar2 yang menyukarela-ii wajah2 yang pacah.

Introducing Abul fcuking Auni.

A good example of "my life be like Oooh Aaahh~" kind of pic. He's like "dude i better pass this weed to you man, it's real good stuff!" haha chill.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Pic of the day mahhhnnn~ "Mirul Orgasm to be continued.."HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The pimp toyota lucida, Pimpin~ haha.

They don't mind dayat checkin' them out. Err..HAHA.

Dizzyness struck all of a sudden. I have flu. Angkara penjangkitan dari hidayatullah. Aku chill~ haha. But mines got worse. I need to cuddle with leighton meester or taylor momsen in my dreams to get better. HAHA kidding peeps ^_^*peace*

T.K.E 21 is out and has running nose.

p.s; My life be like Oooh Aaaah~ haha majal.

Random.

2008-05-29T10:14:00.000-07:00

This is very random. I woke up at 1..yeah! 1PM! I slept at 6am and woke up at 1 to find that there is a message in my inbox which i realised that that was the sound which happened to be the cause of my awakening. If not,sleep more i will..hoho ;)

I found out that it was a message from nana, my dearest sister-lift(FYI adik-angkat), saying that she would like to go out to the beach to spend some time with the long-lost bro. awwhh~ i miss si nana banana-naik-jirafah-bagaimana too XD Anyway, to the beach we went!

Kami main ayunyun saja lapas atu balik. HAHAHAHA. Well atleast i got pics for publics contemplations *peace* ^^,

The ayunyun. Only one? Therefore they battled ferociously for it. Haha.

The battle of the entangled as the ref(in uniform) is not so sure whether to call a foul or not.

Oh wait! but what is this?? the winner has already been determined! Come forth the king of ayunyuns! hoho.

Knights of the round-and-oval table.

an emo-ish picture. little did she know ;D

Calling out the monkeys! by the looks of wani i think she spotted one..hoho.

With nana banana being slaven for the king! uwahahaha! apakan ^_^"

Pesanan Urang tua2 nyamoo~ Jaga Kebersihan kitani di khalayak urang ramai~ haha caweii jua ehh..

Outta Here Dudes and Dudettes!
-T.K.E 21.

One Sunday.

2008-05-25T08:07:00.000-07:00

We planned to go Gadong on one fine sunday because Ajim wanted to meet some chica. They promised to meet at 2-ish but unfortunately,for me, i had to go to a cousin's wedding-credits to ajmi for making me to come to our cousin's wedding hoping that we could witness our married cousin whose around our age while we were envy-ing him from afar but unfortunately ajmi was asleep on that fateful day- you ass! hoho. So we went Gadong around 3-ish amidst all the fuss of me trying to rush back home, wardrobe changes and an entreat towards the folks for money! hahah*winks*

We went to West-street cafe and this is the result of long hours of sitting down doing nothing:

Dayat Bengbeng.

The T.K.E gay man.haha

Yeah. Pretty much what we were doing.

The reason behind the absenties of me and ajim in the photos at this time was because we were walking around the mall hoping that we could score on girls,i.e. getting their number but evidently and obviously we aren't able to because of our respective cause:

1.Ajim lama sudah inda single and he would take a great deal of time to get his magic back..hahah.
2.You all guys know that i'm soft-spoken so it would make a weird first impression on them. You know~ like "what the friggin hell is he talking about? should i get his phone number? =D" haha..cocky fantasies guys *winkswinks*

So after going back to the cafe and after sitting there again for another half hour, boredom strikes again and without further ado we took off.

It just seemed so far far away now~hoho

"One last look at the sole figure of the cafe", says ajim with a grin.

Si Abul treated us onto K-box just before we head to footie at "The Homeground" of T.K.E. We sung "pupus" and "it's gonna be me". I have it on video but due to the disconcerted footage, the video can only be seen and foreseen by this integrated firm and yet i am Kidding~ hoho.

Bersedia untuk Batu.haa.

Just before heading to footie, we decided to go on for a bit of a 'quick round' on the ground floor so we head to ego.

Look at this sherrif got it goin on with his fellow horsemen.

Well~ nothing very much going on there actually, so therefore we routed straight to the batmobile a.k.a the shan-alluded-pimp-toyota-lucida-of-mine. But eventhough it seems like a clear path, there are always obstacles along the way.

Obstacle 1: the cold and as irresistable as they are. Krim yng ber-ais.

Obstacle 2: Finishing it.

Obstacle 3: The battle was intense and yet he fought hard to survive.

So, off we were to footie at ajmi's crib and its was dark so i cant take any pictures. We were tired from gadong so we finished early than expected and so kami chiiiiiieeeelllll didalam rumah dulu before balik.

Celebrations of "mahoddin" after a triumphant win in pro evo against mirul..woohoo~hahah

We have other things to do. Wrestling with si aiman.

Baby aiman won the royal rumble as he is proven the last man standing-ish.

Battery dah habiis dahh~

After that kami makan curry-puff and then head home. Miss the good old days where it is almost everyday we chilled at ajmi's house. Wish we could do it sometime again this june where uk and aussie T.K.E-ians are coming back. Looking forward for you guys to come back ^_^

Dari Ujung jari kaki hingga Ujung bulu ketiakmu,
-T.K.E Bii.

UNITED: KINGS OF EUROPE!!

2008-05-22T08:28:00.000-07:00

Edwin van der Sar was the hero as United were crowned champions of Europe for the third time after a dramatic penalty shoot-out victory over Chelsea at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow.

Forty years after first winning the European Cup at Wembley in 1968, and 50 years since the Munich tragedy, fate played a big part as a dramatic Champions League final went to penalties.

After Cristiano Ronaldo had missed his kick for United, John Terry had the chance to win the cup for Chelsea, but the Blues skipper slipped on the run up and his penalty hit the post. After Anderson and Giggs, plus Kalou for Chelsea, then converted, Nicolas Anelka's sudden death shot was finally saved by van der Sar, sparking jubilant scenes among United’s rain-soaked travelling contingent.

Cristiano Ronaldo had given United a 26th minute lead with a header from Wes Brown’s cross in a first half which the Reds dominated. Carlos Tevez had two clear chances to put United 2-0 ahead, but his efforts were well saved by Chelsea keeper Petr Cech, who also denied Michael Carrick.

Chelsea gained a foothold in the game in the final few minutes of the first half, and equalised with almost the last kick of the half, when a deflected Michael Essien shot fell kindly for Frank Lampard, who beat Rio Ferdinand and Van der Sar.

The Londoners dominated the second half and Didier Drogba struck the post, before Frank Lampard did likewise in extra time. Ryan Giggs, making a club-record breaking 759th appearance for the Reds, spurned United’s best chance.

In the second period of extra time, Drogba was red carded for a slap on Nemanja Vidic, but despite the one man advantage, the Reds couldn’t make the breakthrough on a heavy pitch, and so the final went to that heart-stopping penalty shoot-out.

The save which the penalty taker would only wish that it was only a nightmare-turned-unreal.

Tag! we are 'it'! LET'S GET VAN!! har har

It's the 3rd lift of the cup! and i doubt that Anderson would stop 'monkey-dancing' after this or even when the celebration's over.

Let's celebrate as something unusual would about to be happen, which is called..

Celebrations with "the gay golden ribbons".

The Luzhniki Starting XI.

The Gaffer.

Okay i'm done! Migrain alert! Maju Sukan untuk Man United! ^^,

T.K.E Bii.

ps;msg from howee ada friendly game b4 amad back to aussie and shannon back to kl.early july.tq.

pps;cant wait for all of u guys to come back! :D Zaim! BBQ ready! haha.

Si Ross pacah!

2008-05-21T01:33:00.000-07:00

to shan and howee, you have to watch this ahahahaaha.taken from one of the scenes in Friends, where ross and rachel got drunk.

- T.K.E ak.

YOU GUYS HAVE TO WATCH THIS IT'S SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA.

2008-05-18T23:47:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA. phew. oh how i love them japanese haha.

-T.K.E ak.

Tri-Xtreme Challenge

2008-05-18T18:23:00.001-07:00

Flash back Zane? nah... lagu nya ada dah.. haha.. unfortunately.. there's no second chance for me ppl.. kamu lagi la ni... giv it a try..

(random pics)

Wassup Man

2008-05-17T21:19:00.000-07:00

Yo! Yo! Wassup man! How r u guys man? Aku eveday plg membaca eh blog a. P langsung nda participate. Since I'm a T.K.E, mau jua ku mempost.. Maritah! To let u guys know, I'm bored ere. N yea, especially dz summer. Urg semua siok balik. *sigh* Haha. Let's get started...

well, dat's me after a few months ere. (rugged jua anak atu a..)

Masa d last hari raya, kmi menalor la sja d tmpt kmi. Aku ke london plg sama saza jumpa sultan. Pokoknya kmi menalor2 atu jd merekod2 video la aku sama cFen. Aku d star n cFen camera man la. Haha. Mau melyt? Tu d bwh a...

Oh yea, I heard kmu ckp arh voices sal 2nd Tri Extreme Challenge a! Ingat ku plg d moments kmi mng d 1st Tri Extreme eh wee n bies. Flashback...

ingat nama kmi dlu 'Love in Traffic'?

Bh yo, nnt2 ta lg ku mempost eh. C u guys nxt year.. Chao

-T.K.E [zane]

Our very own Eric Cartman.

2008-05-17T03:11:00.000-07:00

I remember my first day in MS. I was 11 years old, feeling like the biggest geek in the world in my striking purple pants and having a ginormous piece of material on my chest pocket that they call a "school badge".

Nervous on the first day of school? I certainly felt that. Like any other guy (or girl) i thought of taking a piss to help me release all the nervous jibes i had in my system.

So there i was, in the school's public toilet. Taking the cubicle at the very end cos the first two was fucked and the third was occupied. I let out a sigh of relief as the feeling of taking a piss certainly did its job in calming myself down.

"I wonder what im going to eat later."

"Man, that chick behind me in class is cute."

"Is that a zit on my face?"

My thoughts of what i was going to eat in the school's cafeteria (yes, i think alot when i piss) and whether i should talk to that girl in class was clouded by the sounds the guy in the cubicle next to me was making.

"Oooohh ahhhhh i like it like thatttttttt. Uhh uhhh unff unff unfff"

"The fuck is that guy doing?" i thought to myself in disbelief.

I quickly zipped my pants and left the cubicle with a look of disgust on my face.

Guess luck was not on my side as the guy making the sexual noises came out of his cubicle as well. And to make matters worst, he used the sink right next to mine.

"Eh kau ani form satu jua kah?" said the guy who had a personal happy time with himself in his cubicle.

"Ah awu, im Shan. Im in 1E"

Usually i'd extend my hand as a kind and polite gesture. But after having to bear witness to what the dude was doing in the cubicle. God knows what his hands were doing in there.

"Oh kau ani 1E. Kan mengambil commerce tu eh. Apa khabar mu? Namaku Zaim Bakar"

That was the day i was acquainted with Zaim Bakar. Future buddy and Empire work mate.

I guess Zaim's growing up with 2 (or was it 3) older sisters certainly aided in developing his repertoire of skills when it came to the ladies. At a tender age of 3, he touched his first boob which became a reality made possible by his purchase of a scaled toy model of Chun Li from Street Fighters.

He spent countless hours analyzing the female anatomy, trying to decipher the mysteries of the female kind that no man has ever managed to accomplish. I owe my knowledge of the female anatomy to Zaim, who taught me everything from A-Z. What a clit was and where to find the spot. And of course how to stimulate them. Thanks buddy, the girls i date should thank you and not me.

And thats why you deserve to win this poll.

Ladies and gentleman, i present to you Zaim Bakar. Winner of the second T.K.E poll.

Hello ladies~ (style Val Venis)

P.S. Siapa ingat that time si Zaim mental di skulah and he flipped over one of the tables? Skali he came up to Fendy or was it Wazien and said "eh yo, tolong aku angkat balik meja ani"

Good times.

-T.K.E Shan

The man, the legend.

2008-05-14T08:00:00.000-07:00

He is feared by many for his mesmerizing dribbling skills on and off the football field.

He is known on the roads of Brunei for driving his pimp Toyota Lucida.

His undeniable charm with the ladies is a force to be reckoned with by all of man-kind.

He is regarded by his friends as a quiet soft-spoken man. A man of few words. Not needing to speak much for his face paints a picture of a thousand words.

He is none other than Bostanul Ariffin. The man, the legend.

Pimping it out, albeit at a young age

TAPI INGAT TIME ATU DI RUMAH KU WHEN MY PARENTS WERE AWAY AND HE STARTED TELLING STORIES?!

INDA BERANTI WAH IA BECERITA!

POLE POLE BUS POLE WAH SHAN BUS POLE!

HAHAHAHA!

*imagine this face doing that "bang bang dance" with my airgun*

Good times.

-T.K.E Shan, aku buat bus pole wah.

FHM's top 10 sexiest women di planet bumi. (sempena vote for zaim nii)

2008-05-13T09:37:00.000-07:00

i was just browsing the internet, when i saw this headline about FHM releasing its new list of top 100 sexiest women. woohoo but il just list out top 10! . why not find out now?

10th place : KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

9th place: ANGELINA JOLIE

8th place: HILARY DUFF

7th place : CHERYL COLE

6th place: SCARLETT JOHANSSON

5th place: HAYDEN PANETTIERE

4th place: ELISHA CUTHBERT

3rd place: KEELEY HAZELL

2nd place: JESSICA ALBA

1st place: SHANNON SIKUN
aww that sexy face.

hahaha if you want to know who's really in the first place, click here.

hmph.

-T.K.E ak.

The Trip- Adventures of Dayat, Arif, Bobo and Don Juwan.

2008-05-12T08:25:00.000-07:00

Now this was something that we planned out of the blue. Dayat told us(and i mean us actually it's just me and not the whole crew) that we could do something 'unusual' this week by going on a trip to the jpmc fitness centre and have a relaxing time jacuzzi-ing, sauna-ing, steam room-ing and etc.-ing. He told me it was 5 bucks when after checkin it on the website or "in reality" it was 12 friggin' bucks!! I mean i could buy like what..5 to 6 box of PALL MALLS, and that in return would be a really good survival for us nicotine addicts!hoho*peace*

We messaged everybody if they could come with us and these are their expected and unexpected replies:

Tubbies: Mcm2 kamu ani ehh..Esuk aku exam haha.

AbulAuni: Mun rasa2nya ada chick gadis yatah yang ku on tuu.

Mirul: Aku keraja di baiduri~*in a tone that would make you jealous(which we're actually not! not in terms of money it is hahaha)*

Ajimi: Uhmm..me sibuk ni daling~ nanti ja me ikut kaayyyy?

Ajim: Bek ku bali sigup 5-6 kutak!(see? now this is a realist guys..hoho)

So the only ones whose left were me, arif, dayat and the bro. The adventure begins.

packing the required things up. btw,smelly store..hoho.

there we go riding on my mean machine(toyota lucida)..*peace*

me with the mean machine..one last look of you before goin' in,love..haha

dayat and ak. actually they were jumping out of excitement before i let out my phone to take pics..haha

phuuh! tired with all the jumping. mereka chill~

entrance to the gym.

and if you see through the glass there is something non-peculiar about it.

ban vandalism! not that it's vandalised..hahah.

it's time to change and it's time to rock! as showed by ak headbanging.

it's dull but then it's still early. it'll shine like disco lights when the baldies hits this club..hoho.

Unfortunately we didn't take pics when we were at the gym because i was busy with the treadmills, arif was busy with the bicycle i think, and dayat was flexing his muscles with don juwan until they were actually stalked by gay guys..hoho kidding *peace*

and after all that fuss(and the gay guys actually been chased away by trained hounds of the securicor company..haha apakan), we then went off to swimming. It was fun. I went down to the depths of the water and found out that the pressure was very painful to the ears and painful it was. Dayat and Arif pandai swimming. Aku phobia..hoho. I stayed at the edge all the time just for a safety cause! hoho..well screw swimming! I'm off to jacuzzi! haha.

But here are pictures of us swimming and then jacuzzi and then sauna. Enjoy looking at future manhunts..hoho.

Dayat heng..hahahaha.

There are some of our pictures during sauna but it's just too explicit so i cant show you..haha *peace* ^^.

After sauna we went to the steamroom. It was friggin Hot! With just a few seconds after we'd gone in, we were sweating like hell! more than a pig compared to sauna! Unbearable as it is, so therefore we went out as fast as we can. We went for a bit of shower before ending our trip and here is the picture:

Oneth word thy only can say: Radiant..hoho *peace*

T.K.E Bii.

manchester won the league. ak won the poll.nyahnyehnyuhnyih.

2008-05-11T22:13:00.000-07:00

"Rambut siapa paling rugged dalam T.K.E?" survey was conducted for 4 days on this blog, with a total of 86 votes! (pretty gooddd) and we have the final result! *drum rolls*

winner: ak. (nada vote diri sendiri ahh!) 37%
first runner-up: amad. (patutnya kau manang ni mad) 29%
Second runner-up: Ho wee & Milo (perfect couple haha) 12%

terima kasih kepada yang mengundi. kepada yang tidak bernasib baik, sila jangan cuba lagi.

ak & amad. we had car accident after that.

ho wee. what blowjob mann.

milo. karang main bula.

T.K.E susu si bobo bebau.

No.10! No.10! and the reds go marching on to Moscow.

2008-05-11T10:31:00.000-07:00

United are champions!

That's it, United done it! United beat Wigan Athletic 2-0 on Sunday to clinth the Premier League title.Goals from Cristiano Ronaldo and Ryan Giggs secured the win in a nail-biting final day decider.In the end Chelsea drew 1-1 with Bolton Wanderers at Stamford Bridge so United win the league by two points.For the Reds, it's a tenth Premier League title and a 17th league championship.Conrgratulations to United, and thanks for your support throughout the league campaign. One down, one to go...

Ronaldo: We're worthy champions

Cristiano Ronaldo believes United are worthy winners of the Premier League title, and says he knew when his spot-kick nestled in the back of the net that United clinch the trophy.It may not have been so clear-cut for every United fan watching events unfold at the JJB Stadium but Ronny, as usual, took the ever-confident approach.“The pressure was high, but we believed in ourselves and we deserved to win the title, definitely,” he said.Some players may have been nervous stepping up to take the spot-kick midway through the first-half. Not Ronaldo. “I was confident because I felt that if I scored we would win the match. I am very happy to help my team.”Ronaldo’s 31 league goals in the 34 games played a huge part in delivering United’s 17th league championship crown, but he says praise cannot be heaped on one player.“This was a team effort and I think we deserved it because we are the best team in the Premier League.”

the heroes. Giggsy and Ronnie

So much for copy and paste..hoho. For further information just visit this website:http://www.manutd.com/

Glory Glory Man United!

ps; to all t.k.e-ians isuk main bula. smangat! smangat! pakai baju manu! haha *peace ^^,

T.K.E Bii.

chocolate hershey?

2008-05-08T09:32:00.001-07:00

okay, this story, will be translated in Bruneian malay form(which will be cawir muahaha)

Pada suatu hari yang cerah, si ajimi sedang menanam sayur-sayuran dan jagung-jagungan apa, eh pokoknya menanam semua tumbuh-tumbuhan lah! tiba tiba

"eh terseliur me kan chocolate hershey eh!" (hahahahahahaha)

lalu si ajimi pun pergi ke kedai kaling untuk membali chocolate idamannya, menggunakan basikal adiknya. sesudahnya sampai di kedai kaling, ajimi lalu turun belari ke dalam kedai kerana sudah tidak sabar untuk memakan chocolate hershey.

"eh mana tia chocolate hershey ani? terseliur sudah me"

kerana tidak puas hati, ajimi pun pergi ke kaunter depan sambil menggaru jubur.

"eh atuwah, ada hershey kah?" si ajimi betanya arah kaling ah.

"hershieeee~~? ummm mari ikut me" kaling itu menjawab.

kaling itu membawa ajimi keluar dari kedai dan pergi ke bahagian belakang kedai itu.ajimi dengan merasa sungguh hairan lalu betanya

"eh kemana you bawa me anii?" (hahahaha)

namun kaling itu hanya bejalan dengan slumber. kemudian ajimi tenampak ada satu rumah kecil di bahagian belakang kedai itu.

kaling itu pun lalu membuka pintu rumah itu dan menyuruh ajimi masuk. apabila mereka masuk, ajimi terus terkejut baruk kerana ternampak ada anak kaling sedang tidur. kaling itu pun menunjuk ke arah anak yang sedang tidur itu lalu berkata:

"ITU HIRSHIEE~~~~~"

T.K.E ak.

greetings!

2008-05-08T08:51:00.000-07:00

Hey guys! Just realised that i haven't talked to any of you in a long long time. Guess we're all busy with our own lives. Anyways, i guess im the first one to get a tattoo! HURRAH! Tapi gila man. Sakit banar ah. I did mine between the shoulder blades. It feels like a needle thats moving under your skin and its vibrating like fuck at the same time. Lain lah sakitnya. A needle poking you for 3 hours man! The tattoo is a tibetan mantra and it means "sense of well being and inner peace" eseh men. setaie aku ah haha!

(inda badanku inda makin basar. usulnya saja basar. im still skinny as fuck haha!)

So how's everyone doing? How's Brunei man? How's the UK? How's Australia? Ku dangar the kids in Brunei are all emo now. Di sini emonya berijap ah. Rambutnya spikey 10 inches and im not lying. Rambutnya lagi one side panjang sampai the chest tapi the other side short ah. Weird banar. Haha!

P.S The other day i was in a public toilet and i wanted to wash my hands. Skalinya the tap arah the sink is a motion sensor detection system thingy. Konon lah its the most advanced toilet di sini. To use the tap you have to smack the red light on the tap to work. Skali siringku kawan indo ku and on my right side orang india. Their taps were working but mine wasnt. Ku ampas balik balik tapi inda mau wah! Skalinya the orang india kasian aku and he smacked the tap and it worked. Then kawanku atu tested my tap and it worked too.

So i smacked it again tapi inda mau. Sasakku tarus and i realised that the tap was racist cos the tap worked for the indian dude and that friend of mine. Mental ku sampai i shouted at the tap:

"IM NOT FUCKING CHINESE!"

BOOM! I smacked the tap with my hand.

Skalinya mau tiaaa tap atuuuuu after minutes of frustration.

Moral of the story? Orang di Malaysia inda racist but the taps in public toilets are fucking racist.

Peace. Love and empathy.

- T.K.E Shan

acu is the puncture my leg my feet my knee haha

2008-05-07T17:46:00.000-07:00

yo yo yau yau my anak anak.. haha... borin ku.. n since kamu lama dh inda berupdate wit me n dno hw am i doin nw... sooo.. ku baik la ni.. update update n tel u guys wat i hav been doin... today... haha.. apala.. nth much.. went to acupuncture.. haha.. Bobo.... kaki ku sakit masih.. n its bcoz of team mu Red Dragon.. but due to my love n passion for football n sports (wuisehhhhhhhhhhhhhh) i carried on playin, which resulted in me, a 17 yrs old lil boii, with a body condition of a 40 yrs old org tua.. haha.. nah.. stil fit stil fit.. no worries.. healthy boi.. n pls ppl.. am nt tabam lagi yo... cool dh..

nampak aku??? rugged kn.. hahahaha...

bh bh... adangtah.. jz wait for my return ppl..

anyway.. back to dat acupuncture business.. kurang asam + asam @#$%@$@# its damn expensive.. memang org cina noe hw to do business... jz poke needles into my kaki.. n 5 sessions costs me 200 quids.. iatah sory guys.. na ku terbali brg blik ni utk T.K.E.. wahahha.. baei wa... lepas poke poke needles ani.. suruhnya bli ubat lagi tu.. n spray macam hair spray.. apala.. otak business ani.. haha... i no close close wit em dh... ani 2nd tym ku plang.. tp cam na guna pun.. no improvement.. n dey did d same thing to me pun these 2 days.. poke needles ja.. 15 lagi tu... n in dis tiny rum.. nth except me, a steamer thingy (steam bulu kaki yo..) and instrumental music.. confirm.. tdo saja tu eyh....
dennnnnnnnnn.... moments later, i opened my eyes. i found myself in heaven.. surrounded by chics yo.. china doll yo... dey hav fruits and drinks in their hands but suddenly.. dis old doctor came in n sial.. ia plang kn brast feed aku.. n d ladies went off.. hw can a himmmmmmm feed me huh? anyhow... am jz kiddin.. crap.... no such thing... am jz damn bored nw.. haha.. lamers zone yo.. soreh soreh... i neva dream such thing aite...

(luk pro only)

anyway.. msg to the tke-ians.... ders dis JIS 5-aside world cup game lagi yo... get a keeper and u guys join lagi la... hantam tia d team semua.. haha... i noe.. aku nada plang dis tym.. WAHAHAHAHAH...
aite.. peace yo.... c u c u nnti ku blik.. jeng jeng walabengbeng.. mis u all ppl main bula together ere no play no play borin hantap jadi tak handal.. haha

- T.K.E Wee

Honorificabilitudinitatibus.

2008-05-06T22:00:00.000-07:00

whadd'up everyone? ive just finished moe interview one hour ago. mahnn stressku eh! bah kachong. anyway, ive got nice photo collections that i have of t.k.e-ians, so i wont mind showing off to you guys=o) hohoho. selamat hari gawai puh ni puh ang ang entah eh antam saja tia.

some of us, trying to imitate zaim's pose. si azmi wah inda bagi chan! susunya berkembar. hahahahaha kalah naomi campbell.

si azim after minum milo. gilawah giginya pun bemilo ani

a new way of watching porn everyone. the human pyramid. we need one more on the top, any hotties?

it's poker time! "i gotcha man! i gotcha!"

woohoo jacuzzi today! see you later innovator!

- T.K.E ak.

randomness video

2008-05-06T12:21:00.000-07:00

take 1: nt bad.. but i dno y d hell we hav d 2nd n 3rd take

take 2: mistake by mr wazien (he's nt happy der hahah)

take 3: perfect, u think?

altho its quite hmmmmmmm.... i dno hw to describe it... stil.. we had a gud tym together.. hahaha.. whenever i look back at it.. i cnt stop laughin n missing all these old times.. bh.. nnti lagi yo.. somethin different.. haha

dis came up too random.. performin a rocket takin off.. cool~~~~ wahahah

-T.K.E Wee

Dude! It's Cigarettes day!(an original copy of father's/mother's day..hoho)

2008-05-06T08:20:00.000-07:00

It was after football and we finished like what..9-ish or so.. AND as usual we like to CHILL~smokeysmokey, talkeytalkey, drink the watereyy..you know, the things we made just to heat-up our engine of our cars just before we ride back home. CAUTION: if you do not heat-up your engine it might grow FEATHERS and then WINGS around the rear of your cars..lalala~ just kidding *peace*^_^

The new ball we use to play tadi. Good for Dribblers!hoho.

Ajmi bought it at limbang(Do i have to say it! hahah ^_^")

SO~ when tubbies, abul, maze and arif had gone back to their respective homes, only me, dayat, ajim, juwan and ajmi were left. Then.. comes a sound..

and he said with an eerie voice,"Laii~ karang inda payah tutup pagar ahh pasal ada cigu masih main di dalam gym..jadi tak payah tutup pagar iye laii yee?", said the watchman.

Then we replied, "Iyee PakCiiiikkk~" hahahaha *peace*

It's amazing how smokers love their cigarettes so much. I bet if they raise up it's price, cigarettes would be as lovable as Doraemon..Screw you Pikachu!! hahaha.

Here's a scenario:

Ajim was smoking and then suddenly he gasp.

Ajim:*gasp* My Cigarette!!

Dayat: kenapa ia buii? *sambil korek idung*

Ajim: nii aku tepijak ahh..the whole kutak maahhhnnn *sniff-sniff*

and then Ajim went on babbling about the cigarette

Ajim: omg im sorry smokey~(the nick for the cigarette..hoho) i am never gonna step on you again and from now on i will smoke you passionately.

nahh im kidding actually he said: Aiyo paksa sigup lagi sebatang ni..Ah ni nahh yang picak ahh!

But he still smoke it passionately..Duhh! who wouldn't! hahaha.

The "lovable" Cigarette..hoho.

im off for F.R.I.E.N.D.S season 9. Chow peeps! ^_^*peace*

T.K.E. Bii.

typical monday.

2008-05-05T10:44:00.001-07:00

today durang si bos, azim, juwan and dayat jogging patang2 di stadium. macam batah kan kami tunggu di sekolah kan main bola (though we know main bola selalu ahir start). mahnnnn just waiting for them sucks, unless you have some pretty good cigarettes. maze, tabis and milo: cigarette provider.

i had my MIB exam today and it went for three frickin hours. haha i slept for the last 15 minutes which was useless. and then the invigilator spoke on the microphone:

"masa sudah habis. order diarahkan untuk berhenti menulis. sila semak kertas jawapan order."

ORDER hahahahaha. eh inda calikah? *tanam jagung*

alright see you people.

T.K.E ak.

good old days. rambut si bobo inda bagi chan haha.

The Faces of T.K.Es 'r' us..hoho

2008-05-04T07:48:00.000-07:00

Ola ebribadi! okay that was a lame intro..hoho. So here i am! posting to you the wonderful faces, the hearthrobs, the irresistables, the....okay! enough said we sound like boybands if gone more further..hoho.

Well let's roll on to a further bit more on the histories about what ak mentioned at the 1st post. Actually we have a name before "T.K.E" and that was "L.I.T" and IT'S a FOOTBALL TEAM(i just want to mention this because you might mistaken us to be boybands AND WE'RE NOT..hahah). "L.I.T" stands for "Love In Traffic". It doesn't mean anything because we got that from a song by John Digweed featuring Satoshie Tomi if i'm not mistaken. I expect you guys to comment on this as for example: "why we change our name?", "the old one sounds better!" or "L.I.T sounds better than T.K.E!". Well i think THAT you have to question the 'Major'. FYI "Major=Captain=Leader". I'm just kidding actually. The Truth is that we like the new one and no one can change it because we have our own self-esteem. Respect it or face the consequences on the Football Field! Omg that's crappy..hahah -_-"

and here are the faces of "T.K.E" and the only ones that i can grab..hahah sorry guys! ^_^ *peace*

The Major: T.K.E Ajimi

Halla! Halla! It's Amad Rashidi!

Them Lovely Couples: Wajin & Sazza.

T.K.E's 1st Lady! Wagon! hehe.

T.K.E Yuna.. d oni sporting 1 (sapa tu kaca mata?? intro :P)

Dayat Rosales.

Jim Travolta! haha nadadeh.. T.K.E Azeem!

The heart of Anfield we could find in this guy: T.K.E Tubbies.

Eh? Apatuu di atas ahh? haha apakan. T.K.E ak.

The guy who made this all crappy..haha. Bobo.

Our China Man..haha: T.K.E H wee 偉.

Our drummer n stoner T.K.E Shannunnnn Kun

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Konichiwa.. Watakushi-wa T.K.E Hadii.. salmon yes? no?

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"Faster is not my Fault" sez T.K.E Fester..hoho.

Anda jadi sihat dan kuat jika anda minum namanya..haha: T.K.E Milo.

Below are the newcomers of T.K.E. They started out as football mates fester brought for us to play with. Then lama-kelamaan mereka chiieeelll bersama kami sehingga rapat hubungan silatur-rahim antara satu sama lain dan begitulah kisah tersebutlah kisah(yeah i know. i should get "Crap" for my middle name..hahah).

Maze Spenzo.

Abul Auni.

Lastly, random pictures of us..hahah.

so called bad boys in skul... but.. at least we graduated!!!

automobil top show 2006
location: car park ms
models: T.K.E Chics

Reminiscin' 2006. we all play football with school uniforms! HAHA

lama dh kenal ni.. since 21/7/1987 (neighbour d RIPAS) hahaha!

We all had a great time.

As proof of us having a great or should i say PANAT times..hoho.

It was Graduation Night and we had to pose as the theme for the night: Rich and Famous. Except for Amad tho' hahah.

Okay guys! that's all for today! I know it's crappy but this is my debut so i hope you guys understand..hahah. Aights! Imma watch Chelsea-Newcastle game so piss be upon on you! hoho apakan.

- T.K.E Bii.

it's what we do.

2008-05-03T11:29:00.000-07:00

T.K.E. unfortunately stands for Taie Kucing Elite.translation: chong ching xi kong hau chi. nadawah eksen ku wah. and was at first formed by our very handsome guy(see picture below dawg):

zaim a.k.a hensem boi hahaha

it all started when at first, we, do not have a specific football field, crave for one supaya dapat main bola bah. sekali si azmi ada football field, yaye! but it's too small that even two elephant's ass can cover it.

only that we have one big problem with it. the field is full of cat shyte mann, woohoo alalala.apakan.

zaim: "eh apani padang mu betaie ah=("

azmi: "padang mana jua inda betaie"

zaim: "awah" *angguk2 sampai tercramp leher*

pokoknya cematulah conversation yang led to the making of this group.

woo gtg.

chill.